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I’ve just read a great book called How To Ma

I’ve just read a great book called ”How To Maintain a Healthy Prostate” by I P Freely.

Saw a Shakespeare play in someones lungs.
It was Mcbreath

I’ve just seen Andy Gray working in Tie Rack…
He told me to ”take a bow son!”

A family of bears has broken into a holiday cabin in Norway and consumed more than 100 cans of beer.
To be fair, they had their name on them.

My girlfriend left me because I plan to far ahead into the future.
I’m not worrying though, I’ll get her back one day.

I woke up this morning and felt like an 18 year old!!
Could not find her so I got out of bed.

Sent my wife this text this morning ”mozzarella, cathedral city, cheddar.” Oh she does love a cheesy message

I was grateful when the judge sent me down.
I sleep easier on a softer pillow.

I asked my cheating lifeguard wife who she’s thinking about right now.
”Tom, daily” she replied.

Due to the high number of female members, only men can now join the Belarus shot putt team.