David Cameron said today that sudden infant death syndrome, or cot death, is an issue that needs addressing.
May I suggest Thousand Island or possibly just a simple, delicate vinaigrette? Matter of taste really.
I told my girlfriend that I’d been a professional body builder for the last 10 years.
She said ”Really, you don’t look very strong”.
I replied ”You don’t have to be to reconstruct accident victims at the mortuary”.