Me and my mate decided to play Chinese Roulette.
We went to the Chinese restaurant in the High Street and decided to order the numbers of the first six buses that came past.
Never doing that again, we were starving for half an hour then within minutes we had six bags of prawn crackers
A businessman was having real trouble getting a very heavy and lumpy bag onto the aircraft and into the overhead compartment. It took two stewards to help him, and once it was up and secure one steward asked breathlessly ‘Do you always travel with such heavy and awkward luggage?’ He replied ‘Oh no, sometimes it’s my turn to be in the bag…’