Marathon runner Rob Sloan, recently admitted to cheating by catching a bus to the finish line and hiding behind a tree and waiting until the other runners came into view before claiming 3rd place.
Witnesses were astonished as events unfolded as the number 336 service arrived on time.
My mum and dad left me in the car earlier today while they went and done the shopping. Sat there for hours bored out of my mind.
They did leave my Gameboy with me but the sign outside said, ”No loading at any times,” and I really couldn’t be bothered starting a new game.