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I’ve just crashed at eighty miles an hour int

I’ve just crashed at eighty miles an hour into the office of a large financial advisors’ company.
The car went straight through the window at the front, halfway through the building and came to rest at the Capital Investment desk.
If I was travelling eight miles an hour faster, I’d have gone all the way back to the Futures.

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My mate Dave said he had to give up his time

My mate Dave said he had to give up his time machine experiments, he tried going back 10,000 years and then went forward 10,000 years in steps of a 1,000.
He said ” I can’t understand it, nothing ever changed! All the people and buildings just stayed the same.”
I guess Africa wasnt the best place to run the tests afterall.

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