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I asked 100 people in the streets of London what one thing annoys them most.

85% said ”Pointless surveys.”

I asked 100 people in the streets of London what one thing annoys them most.

85% said ”Pointless surveys.”

Actually, i`m well aware of that statistic.

Trouble is, my wife would be 1 of the 9..

Recent surveys show that 0% of the population lie when doing a survey.

Aaron Ramsey, now that’s what I call a Deadly Strike.

If you give a chimpanzee a computer it could type at random and eventually produce one of Shakespeare’s plays.

If you give a black man a computer he would sell it for drugs.

Research has shown Agatha Christie was the first Brit to surf standing up. It also shows we’ve run out of things to research.

They say one in five friends are alzheimer suffering murderers.

I don’t know which one of my friends it is though, they’ve all gone missing recently.

Statistically 2 in 1 people prefer Spit-Roasts.

I was one of the 500,000 people at Woodstock back in ’69

Lucky I went too, otherwise there would only have been 499,999.

Figures released today say the amount of 11-15 years year olds who had tried alcohol fell from 51% to 46%….. Figures also out today say that the amount of 11-15 year olds telling lies rose from 46% to 51%