I went shopping today hoping to update my look.
The sales girl informed me that combat chic was the latest thing, pointing to a mannequin that was sporting the current fashion.
The boots are cute, I thought, but I just can’t see myself in camouflage.
The local supermarket has a ”buy two get two free” offer on pregnancy tests (yes, really, just for those girls who think they’ll need 4 kits in the near future).
And a special offer on wine by the case.
Tesco: proudly serving the nation’s slappers since 1919.