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On Monday, Jimmy drove too fast and should ha

On Monday, Jimmy drove too fast and should have paid a fine.
On Tuesday, Jimmy parked upon a double yellow line.
On Wednesday, Jimmy drove through traffic lights while they were red,
On Thursday, Jimmy signalled left but then turned right instead.
On Friday, he drove up a street you only should drive down.
On Satuday, at 3 A.M., he blew his horn in town.
On Sunday, Jimmy washed his car and polished it with pride,
including the blue light on top and red stripes down each side.

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I had an accident, just the other day, I had

I had an accident, just the other day,
I had an accident, i wanted them to pay,
I had an accident, and this is what I said:
I said…….
…..ooh eeh ooh ah ah, ting tang walla walla Bing bang,
ooh reg pooh ah ah, ting tang walla walla bang bang!
At this point the officer insisted on a breathaliser test.

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