Just finished writing my new book. It’s about
Just finished writing my new book. It’s about existentialist philosophy and authentic existence, for five to nine year olds. It’s a picture book called:
‘Why is Wally’.
If only I had been born a lego brick. I could
If only I had been born a lego brick.
I could have made something of my life.
I was told today to treat everyday as if it w
I was told today to treat everyday as if it was my last.
I’ve decided to treat everyday as if it was my first instead.
It’s OK but it annoys my Mum a bit.
It’s simple you’re either in favour of false
It’s simple: you’re either in favour of false dichotomies, or you’re a paedophile.
Saw a woman in a short mini-skirt and tight t
Saw a woman in a short mini-skirt and tight top getting into a car today. On the back was a sign that read ”Think Bike”.
I thought to myself…. I’m way ahead of you.
Give an homeless man a matchstick, and he can
Give an homeless man a matchstick, and he can make bonfire and stay warm for a day.
Throw him into the fire, and he stays warm for the rest of his life.
There is a saying… Anything can be a sayin
There is a saying…
”Anything can be a saying.”
I’m wondering if I should see Schroedinger’s
I’m wondering if I should see Schroedinger’s new Broadway musical, Cats. The reviewers all say that until you see it, it’s brilliant and horrible at the same time.
I think, therefore I am… not a Daily Mail r
I think, therefore I am… not a Daily Mail reader.
When everyone is against you, it means you ar
When everyone is against you, it means you are absolutely wrong – or absolutely right.