Some Great philosophy questions which have alluded all of humanity throughout time.
What is the meaning of life?
Is there a god, and if so which religon?
What happens to me after I die?
Where do homeless people charge there phones?
Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day, teach a man to fish and he’ll probably wonder why you stopped him in the street to teach him how to fish.
Having an arguement with a women is like getting arrested, anything you say can and will be used against you!
If a tree falls in the wood and no-one is there to hear it, is it funny if it falls on a deaf person?
If a tree falls in a forest, but no one is there to hear it, will a squirrels insurance premium rise?
whoever came up with ‘common’ sense was clearly a fan of irony and sarcasm.
I seriously doubt the intelligence of the philosopher who came up with ”What will be will be”.
I’m going to go ahead right now and claim the following- ”What has been, has been”, ”What won’t be, won’t be”, and ”What could have been, could have been.”.
My philosophy in life is simple…
I’m not to blame but I’m happy to point fingers.
What goes around , comes around
so it really doesn’t go , does it ???
I think , therefore I am….But don’t quote me on that !