I’m releasing a new product this winter called ‘Chocihot’, its a chocolate bar designed to make you feel warm inside.
My slogan is going to be ‘Chocihot kills!’
Lambert and Butler had the same idea and they are selling in the millions…
I went over to my mates house to see his new born son.
His wife was sitting on the sofa holding him and said ”Would you like to wind him?”.
I thought that was a bit harsh, so I gave him a Chinese Burn instead.