This year, there is no excuse for people to say they haven’t been able to get that beach body they’ve wanted this summer. I’ve put a little flag in the sand on top of each one I buried. There’s hundreds.
I met Claire only a week ago, but she dumped me yesterday when deciding our names for each other.
She called me her Silly Banana and so I called her my Tasty Vegetable..
Perhaps it wasn’t the best name for a quadruple amputee.