Little Jenny stands on a chair watching her mum her do the washing up.
”Mummy,” Little Jenny asks, ”Are your hands soft and gentle and smooth because you have them in soapy water?”
Her mother smiles and says, ”No, sweetheart, it’s because I’m only thirteen.”
Now remember children, ALWAYS use the Green Cross Code:
When you see a red man you must wait.
When you see a green man you may carefully cross the road.
When you see a black man you must run for your life. He’s got a knife and he wants your pocket money.
If you ever get arrested wait till the cop says ”Anything you say will be taken down and used in evidence against you.”
Then you say this. ”I have nothing to say. I, on the other hand, find you very attractive, your honour, and am struggling to contain myself.”
Then watch his face when he has to read that out in court.