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HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN…
compliment her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her….
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN…
show up naked,
bring beer.

Advice

On a serious note, I am concerned with global

On a serious note, I am concerned with global warming and the effect it will have on our future, especially after reading an article about low water levels in reservoirs.
Well, I drive past my local reservoir every day, and each morning I empty a bucket of water from my tap while on my way to work.
If all of us did the same, these reservoirs would be full in no time.

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