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30 Aprile 2019
Chicks dig miners.
After one night stands women always ask me why I call my condoms religious.
They don’t like it when I say sewing needles make them holy.
So the soldiers were brought in as extra security during the 17 days of the Olympics.
Does that mean that during the Paralympics we’re going to be bringing all the Paratroopers in?
I never pay any attention to the Richter Scale.
It has too many faults.
spend some time at my daughters grave today.
shes not dead she just thinks im building a sandpit.
I lost control of my car and crashed into a tree last night.
This morning I went straight to the bodyshop.
I’m going to need a nice lavender bath after that ordeal.
Fabrice Muamba retired from football.
He is reported to have said that his heart just wasn’t in the right place.
‘The USA have not just beaten the world recrord, they ‘blitzed’ it!’
Not a good choice of words considering it was the German’s record that was broken.
So,I see McDonald’s new slogan is ”We do Happy!”
But I find Grumpy or Sleepy generally more doable…
The guy who invented the rear view mirror is so proud of his achievements.
He’s never looked back since.