I found out today, that arguments about fence
I found out today, that arguments about fences are the major cause of feuds between neighbours.
So I went and took our neighbours fence down, just in case.
My neighbours hate it when I talk to my plant
My neighbours hate it when I talk to my plants just before I go to bed. They’re in luck tonight though, the batteries of my megaphone ran out.
I was going through my Sky+ planner, deleting
I was going through my Sky+ planner, deleting some old films when I shouted to my wife ”Shall we get rid of Jennifer’s body?!”
Not a good idea when you have nosy neighbours…
I was watching neighbours the other day… An
I was watching neighbours the other day…
And then they saw me.
I’ve met this girl who, whenever she’s around
I’ve met this girl who, whenever she’s around, makes me so happy.
She’s called Sarah Tonin.
My neighbour has built a ten foot wall to sto
My neighbour has built a ten foot wall to stop me perving on his daughter.
I can’t get over it.
My neighbour from Prague, turned up uninvited
My neighbour from Prague, turned up uninvited at my party at home. He brought all his friends and family and my house ended up full of Czechs.
It took 3-5 working days to clear them.
Ever since those so called Obamas have got in
Ever since those so called Obamas have got in, I keep reading about how they’re going to be the next Kennedys.
As far as I’m concerned, no one can replace Karl and Susan from Neighbours.
convince your neighbours that evolution is wo
convince your neighbours that evolution is working backwards by not shaving for a week, walking to your car gradually more stooped each morning and wearing a monkey costume on the Friday.
I just got skylights put in my place. The wo
I just got skylights put in my place.
The woman upstairs is furious.