I was walking past my next door neighbours when I noticed her house was on fire, so I stripped naked ran in there and tried kissing her.
I don’t know what I was thinking, it was all in the heat of the moment.
I walked up to my blind next door neighbour walking with his guard dog. I said, ”Eh up Dave, their letting dogs in the pub now mate.”
He said, ”That’s nice, you can take your missus out for a drink now then.”