I’ve been invited to my mate Kyles wedding this weekend, and as I’m a single bloke, I’m going to be hiring an escort to go with.
I can’t wait to see how many bridesmaids I’m gonna pull when I roll up outside the church in it.
I was in the pub late last night, when I said to my mate ”I can see it being very frosty in the morning.”
”How can you tell that?” he asked.
”Simple really” I replied.
”I told my wife I would be home hours ago.”