Putting on ice skates, the closest thing to w
Putting on ice skates, the closest thing to walking in high heels a man can get.
Of course it’s fun working in a shoe shop …
Of course it’s fun working in a shoe shop …
… but behind the glittering, glamorous facade it’s just the same as any other form of slow death.
Saw a crying kid in the street, so I asked hi
Saw a crying kid in the street, so I asked him what was wrong.
He said ”I’m lost!”
I asked ”Do you know your address?”
He replied ”timmy@bt.co.uk”
They say music is the language of spirits. So
They say music is the language of spirits. So, next time your bank keeps you hanging on the phone, they’re probably taking you for a medium.
So Apple are yet again moaning that someone h
So Apple are yet again moaning that someone has an apple in their logo.
So what next? Take Granny Smith to court?
I’ve just found out the best way to remember
I’ve just found out the best way to remember my wedding anniversary.
Simply forget it ONCE!
After months of killing myself in the gym I e
After months of killing myself in the gym I emailed a photo of my new body to my girlfriend’s iPhone. She replied stating she was unable to view it.
Turns out the definition wasn’t high enough.
Breaking a car window to steal CDs is the Old
Breaking a car window to steal CDs is the Old Skool way to download music.
My wife ran out of baked beans today so we ha
My wife ran out of baked beans today so we had to make do with alphabetti spaghetti, I said I wouldn’t enjoy it but I had to eat my words.