Of course it’s fun working in a shoe shop …
Of course it’s fun working in a shoe shop …
… but behind the glittering, glamorous facade it’s just the same as any other form of slow death.
Saw a crying kid in the street, so I asked hi
Saw a crying kid in the street, so I asked him what was wrong.
He said ”I’m lost!”
I asked ”Do you know your address?”
He replied ”timmy@bt.co.uk”
They say music is the language of spirits. So
They say music is the language of spirits. So, next time your bank keeps you hanging on the phone, they’re probably taking you for a medium.
So Apple are yet again moaning that someone h
So Apple are yet again moaning that someone has an apple in their logo.
So what next? Take Granny Smith to court?
Putting on ice skates, the closest thing to w
Putting on ice skates, the closest thing to walking in high heels a man can get.
I was in the pub late last night, when I said
I was in the pub late last night, when I said to my mate ”I can see it being very frosty in the morning.”
”How can you tell that?” he asked.
”Simple really” I replied.
”I told my wife I would be home hours ago.”
Everytime I almost think humanity will be Oka
Everytime I almost think humanity will be Okay, I see someone struggle with the self-checkout for 20 minutes.
Luton – A place where your labelled posh for
Luton – A place where your labelled posh for being a window cleaner.
When I see an article that shows a celebrity
When I see an article that shows a celebrity wearing the same outfit twice, I get furious and blow up a hospital