Of course it’s fun working in a shoe shop …
Of course it’s fun working in a shoe shop …
… but behind the glittering, glamorous facade it’s just the same as any other form of slow death.
Saw a crying kid in the street, so I asked hi
Saw a crying kid in the street, so I asked him what was wrong.
He said ”I’m lost!”
I asked ”Do you know your address?”
He replied ”timmy@bt.co.uk”
They say music is the language of spirits. So
They say music is the language of spirits. So, next time your bank keeps you hanging on the phone, they’re probably taking you for a medium.
So Apple are yet again moaning that someone h
So Apple are yet again moaning that someone has an apple in their logo.
So what next? Take Granny Smith to court?
Putting on ice skates, the closest thing to w
Putting on ice skates, the closest thing to walking in high heels a man can get.
I said to my Girlfriend today It’s not Hallo
I said to my Girlfriend today ”It’s not Halloween anymore, you can take that ugly mask off”.
She replied, ”I was never wearing a mask”.
I’m single now.
As I lay there in the road with bits of my bo
As I lay there in the road with bits of my body spread all around me, I offered up a silent prayer for death to take me and for the agonizing pain to stop.
I couldn’t believe it when I heard a reply;
”Welcome to Heaven”
Blissfully, I said, ”I’m ready to be taken now. I’ve always been a firm belie, ”
”All of our angels are busy helping other customers at the moment. Your death is important to us and is being held in a que. Please wait patiently”
And yea verily , God declared, as was his us
‘And yea verily”, God declared, as was his usual manner of speech. ”Unto the shops, the males may descend, as it be the eve of Christmas, to venture forth and purchase vast array of unwanted gifts for their Female spouse.”
And descend they did, with the dole burning a hole in their pockets, and this being one of two days where they must spend around 22.99 of it on low end goods, and not Booze and Ciggies.
The other of course being Valentines Day.
Just heard that announcment in the airport no
Just heard that announcment in the airport not to leave your luggage with anyone you don’t trust.
bit late now i left my luggage with the Mcanns an hour ago and have not seen it since
My closest relationship is with my blackberry
My closest relationship is with my blackberry… thankgod it vibrates