‘Darling, promise you’d never cheat with me with another woman?” said the wife.
”Oh course not dear, I’m 100% sure of that!” I replied.
”You’re such a sweetie!” she cooed. ”How are you so certain?”
”Cos if I was with another woman, I’d never cheat on her with such an ugly fat cow like you.”
My mates little sister was telling me what she wanted for christmas, she stated that she wanted a facial at a spa.
I told her i would take her now, she was absoulted delighted. Then she asked ‘what we doing at the spar shop?’
I said, ‘come with me you’ll see.’