Working my usual shift at DFS, I was showing this posh couple around.
”Have you decided what to buy for your TV room yet then?” I asked.
”Not so far” the man replied.
”Well, they’re more comfortable than chairs” I said.
After being late for three days in a row my boss went,”Three days now,don’t you have a watch?”
I went,”No but I do have a broken stopwatch.”
He went,” That doesn’t count.”
I went,”I know but it used to.”