A magician is practicing new tricks at home when he accidently turns his family into a three piece suite , after trying to reverse the spell he fails so rings an ambulance .
Hours later he phones the hospital to see how they are doing and the doctor says ‘ oh they’re very comfortable ‘
Harry Houdini, David Blaine and many other famous magicians have, for centuries, been trying to perfect the magic art of ‘disappearance’.
Now realising their fatal mistake, many magicians have received a new agent.
According to the newspapers, Kate McCann is thrilled with her new job.