Little Johnny

Fred and Mary got married, but can’t afford a

Fred and Mary got married, but can’t afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred’s parent’s home for their first night together. In the morning, Johnny, Fred’s little brother, gets up and has his breakfast.
As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mom if Fred and Mary are up yet.
She replies, ”No”.
Johnny asks, ”Do you know what I think?”
His mom replies, ”I don’t want to hear what you think! Just go to school.”
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, ”Are Fred and Mary up yet?”
She replies, ”No.”
Johnny says, ”Do you know what I think?”
His mom replies, ”Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school.”
After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, ”Are Fred and Mary up yet?”
His mom says ”No.”
He asks, ”Do you know what I think?”
His Mom replies, ”Ok, do tell me what you think?”
He says: ”Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue.”

Little Johnny

Finding one of her students making faces at o

Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, ”Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that.” Little Johnny looked up and replied, ”Well, Ms Smith, you can’t say you weren’t warned.”

Little Johnny

The teacher asked little Johnny if he knew hi

The teacher asked little Johnny if he knew his numbers yet.
”Yes, teacher,” he said, ”my dad taught me.”
”Good, Johnny. Tell me what comes after two,” the teacher said.
”Three,” replied little Johnny.
”Very good. What comes after five, Johnny?” asked the teacher.
”Six,” answered little Johnny.
”Excellent. Your dad did a very good job.
Now, what comes after ten?” the teacher asked.
”A Jack!” replied little Johnny.

Little Johnny

A Concerned mother warns her little boy, don

A Concerned mother warns her little boy, ”don’t look at naked women or you’ll turn to stone.”
Johnny loved his mother, and as such decided not to look at naked women.
But one day johhny and his friend were walking along a beach, and saw a woman sunbathing naked. Johnny remembered what his mother said, and turned and ran away from the woman. his friend finally catches up to him and asks why he ran.
Johnny told his friend what his mother said, and then added, ”and it must be true, because when i saw that woman I felt myself going rock hard in my trousers

Little Johnny