Little Johnny woke up in the middle of the night and cried until his mother came in to see what was the matter.
”I have to make pee pee”, wailed Little Johnny.
”All right,” said his mother, ”I’ll take you to the bathroom.”
”No” insisted Little Johnny, ”I want Grandma.”
”Don’t be silly, I can do the same thing as Grandma,” said his mother firmly.”
”Nuh-uh. Her hands shake.” replied Little Johnny.
Little Johnny is staying with Grandma and Grandpa for the weekend. When his mum comes to pick him up, she asks him how it was.
”Boring!” says Johnny
”Gran and Grandad sat around on the sofa with nothing on!”
”Yeah, nothing on… no telly, no computer, no stereo, no radio…”
Little Johnny’s mother taught him to say ‘whisper’ whenever he had to ‘tinkle.’ One day Little Johnny’s grandpa paid them a visit. He was lying on the couch taking a nap when Little Johnny came up to him and said, ”Grandpa, I have to whisper.” Without opening his eyes, his grandpa said, ”Whisper in my ear, son.” When Little Johnny’s mom heard a yell that carried for several blocks, she came running. ”What’s the matter?” she cried. Then, seeing Little Johnny she asked, ”Did Little Johnny have to whisper?” ”Yes!” the old man shouted, ”Thank God he didn’t have to shout!”
While in the playground with his friend, Little Johnny noticed that Jimmy was wearing a brand new, shiny watch. ”Did you get that for your birthday?” asked Little Johnny. ”Nope.” replied Jimmy. ”Well, did you get it for Christmas then?”. Again Jimmy says ”Nope.” ”You didn’t steal it, did you?” asks Little Johnny. ”No,” said Jimmy. ”I went into Mom and Dad’s bedroom the other night when they were ‘doing the nasty’. Dad gave me his watch to get rid of me.