Little Johnny

On the first day of term teacher was doing re

On the first day of term teacher was doing registration. Half way through little Jonny walks in.
”Sorry I’m late miss, I’ve been up Primrose Hill”
She carries on with registration when little Jimmy walks in.
”Sorry I’m late miss, I’ve been up Primrose Hill”
She carries on with registration when a new girl walks in late.
Teacher says ”Don’t tell me, you’ve been up Primrose Hill”
”No miss, I am Primrose Hill”

Little Johnny

During Sunday dinner, Little Johnny wants to

During Sunday dinner, Little Johnny wants to say something to his Dad, but his Dad raises a warning finger:
”Be quiet. I am talking to the grown-ups. Speak when you are spoken to.”
When the conversation is over, Little Johnny is allowed to speak:
”Doesn’t matter now, Dad,” he says. ”You’ve already eaten the slug that was on your salad.”

Little Johnny