Little Johnny

Little Johnny is sent to the store to buy nut

Little Johnny is sent to the store to buy nuts by his mum. On his way, he comes across a circus, the main attraction of which was a life-sized robot of King Kong. Little Johnny, obviously, forgets all about the errand and heads into the circus. He sees the robot, and immediately rushes back home to tell his mother about it.
”Mummmy, mummy!” he yells, ”They have a life-sized robot of King Kong at the circus! He’s HUGE, mum! His arms, HUGE, mum, HUGE! His legs, HUGE, mum, HUGE! His head, HUGE, mum, HUGE!”
To which his mother replies, ”Yes, that’s nice, but what about the nuts?”
”HUGE, mum, HUGE!”

Little Johnny

On the first day of term teacher was doing re

On the first day of term teacher was doing registration. Half way through little Jonny walks in.
”Sorry I’m late miss, I’ve been up Primrose Hill”
She carries on with registration when little Jimmy walks in.
”Sorry I’m late miss, I’ve been up Primrose Hill”
She carries on with registration when a new girl walks in late.
Teacher says ”Don’t tell me, you’ve been up Primrose Hill”
”No miss, I am Primrose Hill”

Little Johnny

During Sunday dinner, Little Johnny wants to

During Sunday dinner, Little Johnny wants to say something to his Dad, but his Dad raises a warning finger:
”Be quiet. I am talking to the grown-ups. Speak when you are spoken to.”
When the conversation is over, Little Johnny is allowed to speak:
”Doesn’t matter now, Dad,” he says. ”You’ve already eaten the slug that was on your salad.”

Little Johnny