Little Johnny

Little Johnny’s father glared at the school r

Little Johnny’s father glared at the school report and asked ”Why did you fail maths?”
”On Monday, the teacher said six fours make twenty-four. Then on Tuesday, she said twelve twos make twenty-four. And on Wednesday, she said three eights make twenty-four.”
”Right,” said his father. ”So?”
”If she can’t make up her mind, how am I ever going to get anything right?”

Little Johnny

Little Johnny climbs the ladder up to the att

Little Johnny climbs the ladder up to the attic for the first time. When he puts the light on, he sees the playpen he was placed in when he was a toddler. Excited, he rushes downstairs to the kitchen:
”Mummy! We’re getting a new baby!”
”What on earth makes you think that, Johnny?” says his mother.
”I’ve just been in the attic and Daddy’s already set the trap.”

Little Johnny

One day, Little Johnny asks his mother Why a

One day, Little Johnny asks his mother ”Why are some of your hairs white?”
She replies ”Every time you do something that upsets me, one of my strands of hair goes white.”
He nods, then asks ”Grandma is your mother, isn’t she?”
”That’s right.”
He thinks for a moment, then asks ”So how come ALL of her hair is white?”

Little Johnny