Little Johnny

Little Johnny’s father glared at the school r

Little Johnny’s father glared at the school report and asked ”Why did you fail maths?”
”On Monday, the teacher said six fours make twenty-four. Then on Tuesday, she said twelve twos make twenty-four. And on Wednesday, she said three eights make twenty-four.”
”Right,” said his father. ”So?”
”If she can’t make up her mind, how am I ever going to get anything right?”

Little Johnny

Little Johnny climbs the ladder up to the att

Little Johnny climbs the ladder up to the attic for the first time. When he puts the light on, he sees the playpen he was placed in when he was a toddler. Excited, he rushes downstairs to the kitchen:
”Mummy! We’re getting a new baby!”
”What on earth makes you think that, Johnny?” says his mother.
”I’ve just been in the attic and Daddy’s already set the trap.”

Little Johnny

A little boy and girl at school were having l

A little boy and girl at school were having lunch in the shelter shed.
”Tommy,” she said, ”I’m not eating any more chicken sandwiches.”
”Why?” he asked.
”’Cause I’m starting to grow feathers down here,” she said, pointing to the bottom of her tummy.
”I don’t believe you,” he said. ”You’ll have to show me.”
Behind the shed they went, where the inspection took place.
”You’re right,” he said. ”I’ve been eating a lot of chicken also. Perhaps I’m getting feathers too.”
”Well, I’d better have a look,” she said.
After a lengthy examination, she looked up and said, ”Oh, I think it’s too late for you. You’ve got the neck and giblets too.”

Little Johnny