A man was arrested for breaking into a librar
A man was arrested for breaking into a library.
They threw the book at him.
A man walks into a library and asks for a boo
A man walks into a library and asks for a book on Hitler.
‘It’s on the far right’ the librarian replies.
‘Thank you, I’d also like a book on Marxist theory’
‘Furthest left sir’
‘and Nick Clegg?’
‘Sorry sir, I don’t know where that one is’
I man goes into a Korean library and asks for
I man goes into a Korean library and asks for a book on Dogs
The Librarian replies: ”It’s over there, in the cookery section”.
A man walks into a library. Not in our town h
A man walks into a library.
Not in our town he doesn’t.
A man walks into a library and asks for a boo
A man walks into a library and asks for a book on inverted nipples.
The librarian says; ‘Follow me, and I’ll pick one out for you.’
I was in a Library in Dublin the other day an
I was in a Library in Dublin the other day and I asked the Librarian if they had internet access and she replied ”Who wrote it?”
My work as a bookkeeper is becoming more diff
My work as a bookkeeper is becoming more difficult.
Every library in the area has a photo of me.
A man goes into the library and asks if they
A man goes into the library and asks if they have any books on gullibility.
The librarian says sure but there’s a fifty quid deposit on them.
Went to the library and asked the librarian
Went to the library and asked the librarian ”Excuse me, do you have any books on alternative child birth techniques?”
”Have you tried the C-Section?” she replied.
A man walks into a library, confidently walks
A man walks into a library, confidently walks past the librarian to go borrow the actual book he wants as the various subjects are always clearly stated on the shelves.