I man goes into a Korean library and asks for
I man goes into a Korean library and asks for a book on Dogs
The Librarian replies: ”It’s over there, in the cookery section”.
I man goes into a Korean library and asks for a book on Dogs
The Librarian replies: ”It’s over there, in the cookery section”.
A man was arrested for breaking into a library.
They threw the book at him.
A man walks into a library and asks for a book on Hitler.
‘It’s on the far right’ the librarian replies.
‘Thank you, I’d also like a book on Marxist theory’
‘Furthest left sir’
‘and Nick Clegg?’
‘Sorry sir, I don’t know where that one is’
A man walks into a library.
Not in our town he doesn’t.
A man walks into a library and asks for a book on inverted nipples.
The librarian says; ‘Follow me, and I’ll pick one out for you.’
I was in a Library in Dublin the other day and I asked the Librarian if they had internet access and she replied ”Who wrote it?”
My work as a bookkeeper is becoming more difficult.
Every library in the area has a photo of me.
A man goes into the library and asks if they have any books on gullibility.
The librarian says sure but there’s a fifty quid deposit on them.
Went to the library and asked the librarian ”Excuse me, do you have any books on alternative child birth techniques?”
”Have you tried the C-Section?” she replied.
If Tzameti went into a library and asked for a book on suicide, would he come to a book end?