The misses always goes on about how she wants to do something exciting like go on safari and experience Africa…
…so I sat her in front of the computer, replaced internet explorer, and gave her aids from a dirty needle.
Some guy from a charity just came to my door asking for 10 a month for sick children or something. He said it worked out at about 30p a day.
I thought for a minute and realised that 30p a day isn’t much.
So I’m going to go for Spotify Premium