After a terrible six year battle with cancer, my wife lay on her deathbed. Unfortunately I could not make out her last words.
You don’t get a very good signal in the Caribbean and the jet ski was a little loud.
My wife and I just had a blazing argument over the phone.
She’s accusing me of being a money waster and now she’s genuinely worried that the kids will miss out this Christmas.
It’s put a real dampener on my trip to Las Vegas.