i went to a hotel the other day, i knocked on the door, no answer, knocked again,still no answer, knocked one more time and an old woman opened the door, she said ‘what do you want?’ i said ‘i want to stay here’ she sad ‘stay there then’ and shut the door
My wife was going to leave me if I didn’t give up my obsession with the army. So as a romantic gesture, I flew all the way back from Afghanistan to take her on holiday.
I probably didn’t pick the best destination, Iraq is quite cold at this time of year.
Two planes landed back in England today.
One was filled with overpaid cabin crew who will strike every other week because life isn’t as cushy as it used to be.
The other charged me 80 Euro because my bag was 0.2kg heavier than they said it could be.
I don’t know who I respect more. I’ll probably take the ferry next time.