So I was talking to one of those health gurus the other day and he said to me,
”Well, you eat too much, drink too much and sleep too much. To lose some weight you need to do more exercise.”
”Don’t be an idiot,” I replied. ”If I do more exercise then I’ll be more hungry, more thirsty and more tired.”
I’m sick of people telling me I’m a weakling so tonight I went to the gym.
After a light warm up, I steadied myself, put both hands on the metal bar and heaved with all my might. I strained and I strained but still, no matter how hard I tried, I could not get it to budge.
Eventually one of the burly staff members came over and said… ”Stop pulling on the door mate, we’re closed.”