My new girlfriend is exercise crazy, it’s getting to a point where I’m losing a lot of weight from this. But I’m really begininng to hate it, I’m just not that into exercise.
Well at least from a brighter perspective, I’ve killed two stones with one bird.
I was leaving a bar the other day, when a fat bird walked through the door before me, being reasonble I let her through. She gave me the eye and said ”Awww thankyou, what a gentleman”. I then replied ”I only done it because we both wouldn’t have fit through the door at the same time”.
What’s the definition of risk?
All londoners are fat, lazy overweight virgins who spend the whole day on their computers, wasting away their lives minute by minute. They need a life and a girlfriend!
Joke by Afielding,
23 St Margarets Road,
Twickenham, London, England