I was speaking to my blonde sister the other day whilst watching Maury.
As we both were watching a morbidly obese woman come onto the set, I said to her ”that fat woman makes me feel like throwing up”.
She looked at me disgusted, and yelled ”don’t be racist!”
I laughed at her stupidity, then turned to her and said, ”They don’t matter, even if fat people were a race, they’d lose anyway”.
My new girlfriend is exercise crazy, it’s getting to a point where I’m losing a lot of weight from this. But I’m really begininng to hate it, I’m just not that into exercise.
Well at least from a brighter perspective, I’ve killed two stones with one bird.