The Chinese Prime Minister walks into Macdonalds, and asks for a Big Mac
The waiter asks if he’d like anything else
To which he replies, ”yes, i could murder a shaikh”
I’m amazed at the idea of the fat failure behind the counter being described as a ‘waiter’
I was at McDonalds earlier and I found a full chicken foot in a McNugget.
Disgusted, I took it straight to the manager, he said ‘That’s impossible, how did that get in there?’
I said ‘So you’re telling me you don’t believe I found this in my meal?’
He replied ‘No Sir, I am just shocked you found some chicken!’