I just bought a new suit and went into the bedroom to see what the wife thought of it
She said ” its very nice…. Give us a twirl”
I said ” Why are you always thinking about chocolate you fat cow, we’ve just had our dinner!”
Fashion designer John Galliano was devastated to be sacked from Christian Dior.
He is said to be much happier today after getting a new job making fancy dress outfits for Prince Harry and a range of new clothing for Mel Gibson