I said, ”I’ve bought some of that white plastic garden furniture”
My mate said, ”Bad idea mate. I’ve heard of loads of people getting seriously injured when the chairs break”
I said, ”I know … the mother-in-law is coming over for a barbecue this weekend”
When I was a kid, I was looking inside my dad’s closet and I was shocked to find out that he secretly stashed pantyhose in a special drawer.
And even though it took him a while, eventually he was able convince me that he only uses it when he robs banks and breaks into apartments.