I phoned the wife today, I had a terrible dr
I phoned the wife today,
”I had a terrible dream.”
And?
”You were there.”
And?
”What do you mean? And?
My parents used to say i’d never be able to b
My parents used to say i’d never be able to be a pirate when I grew up.
My dvd and music collection nowadays says otherwise.
I was having superb dream about you. I said
‘I was having superb dream about you.” I said to my wife as I woke. ”You were doing something really nice to me.”
”Maybe it will come true.” she said. ”What was it?”
”I hope so.” I replied. ”Leaving.”
Last night i had an amazing dream involving M
Last night i had an amazing dream involving Megan Fox, Jessica Alba, Katy Perry and Cheryl Cole.
I beat them all at Monopoly.
I asked a sleep therapist out on a date She s
I asked a sleep therapist out on a date
She said, ”Pffft … in your dreams”
I said, ”Cool, I’ll pick you up at nine then”
I had a fantastic wet dream last night. It wa
I had a fantastic wet dream last night.
It was about a tsunami in the indian ocean which killed 250,000 pakis, indians and darkies.
I had the worst Nightmare last night, It didn
I had the worst Nightmare last night,
It didn’t scare me at all.
I never knew having an imaginary friend could
I never knew having an imaginary friend could be so problematic.
I opened a bank account for him, donated some of my funds, now I’m being done for tax evasion.
I went to a psychiatrist about a recurring ni
I went to a psychiatrist about a recurring nightmare , where me and two friends get a bill for 25, and have to split it three ways. That’s 8.33333333333…………..