Dreams

An elderly couple is having breakfast. The wo

An elderly couple is having breakfast. The woman says: ”Oh, I had the most wonderful dream: I was 20 years old again and I was cycling through a beautiful forest with my sister.” The man replies: ”I had a wonderful dream too: I was 20 years old again and I was making love to a beautiful girl.” The woman winks and asks: ”were you making love to me?”, to which the man replies: ”Of course not, you were out cycling with your sister.”

Dreams

Doctor, I really need your help , I said. E

‘Doctor, I really need your help”, I said. ”Every night for the past two weeks I’m dreaming about some rats playing football.”
”Here, take these pills tonight before you go to bed and you will be fine.”
”But can I take them starting tomorrow?”
”Why?”
”Because tonight they play the final.”

Dreams