I have an existential map, it has’ you are he
I have an existential map, it has’ you are here’ written all over it.
Whoever invented the phrase, And one for goo
Whoever invented the phrase, ”And one for good luck”, obviously never met someone with Downs Syndrome.
My girlfriend came over to me today and simpl
My girlfriend came over to me today and simply said ”The earth, together with all of its countries, peoples, and natural features”
It meant the world to me.
Morning sickness The feeling when waking up a
Morning sickness
The feeling when waking up after a night out and rolling over to discover exactly what hippo, elephant or whale it was you unashamedly ploughed for 30 seconds.
I didn’t know what irony was until I found ou
I didn’t know what irony was until I found out that the Inland Revenue tax office is based in Liverpool.
The word salary comes from the latin word f
The word ”salary” comes from the latin word for salt as salt was often used to pay workers.
That explains why I have to drink so much when I get mine.
Today’s redneck definition Obama – I bought
Today’s redneck definition: Obama – ”I bought me a case of beer and drank it Obama self.”
I have two pet hates. Much more fun than havi
I have two pet hates.
Much more fun than having a cat or a dog
What’s the definition of a gentleman? Someone
What’s the definition of a gentleman?
Someone who can play the bagpipes, but doesn’t.