My mom lost her credit card today, she accused everyone of taking it and got everyone really stressed, a family friend asked her, after an hour of looking, if it was in her bra.
Long behold she pulled it out and we all laughed at her.
We never found that card..
I was having a discussion with my wife today. She was going on about how I was too immature and childish for her and that she thinks we should terminate our marriage.
”If you ever grow up, come and find me.” she said, ”But right now, it’s over”.
I broke down into tears at this point. As I hadn’t laughed so hard in years.