I’m the only guy I know who prefers big fat g
I’m the only guy I know who prefers big fat girls.
But then again, I’m also the only cannibal I know.
My mates call me Pepperami. Not because i’ve
My mates call me Pepperami. Not because i’ve got a fiery temper.
Its because i ate my kids.
Dedication. Sacrifice. Guts. Glory. You need
Dedication. Sacrifice. Guts. Glory.
You need all these to be an Olympian…
or a cannibal.
I saw a Department of Health poster in the wa
I saw a Department of Health poster in the waiting room at the doctor’s today. It showed two sunburnt children on a beach with the caption, ”Kids Cook Quick”.
Nonsense. In my experience they take about 25 minutes per pound.
Stallones son is dead? It’s a good job I’m a
Stallones son is dead?
It’s a good job I’m a cannibal, Sage goes well with pork.
Our local Age Concern shop had it’s shutters
Our local Age Concern shop had it’s shutters down today.
I wonder if they were busy making Soylent Green…
A girl came up to me last night and said with
A girl came up to me last night and said with a smile, ”My mate wants a piece of you.”
It wasn’t the best thing to hear at a cannibal party.
I’m cooking Christmas dinner with the wife th
I’m cooking Christmas dinner with the wife this year.
I know turkey is more traditional, but I’m sure she’ll taste alright.
If you are a literal minded cannibal, self-ca
If you are a literal minded cannibal, self-catering vacations are a bad idea