Whenever I go into the toilet after my wife t
Whenever I go into the toilet after my wife there is always a strong scent of air freshener.
I’m so glad she likes her new perfume.
I just bought a new pair of gloves, or so I t
I just bought a new pair of gloves, or so I thought. One of them is second hand.
Q What do you see when you look into a blond
Q: What do you see when you look into a blonde’s eyes?
A: The back of her head.
Today my fashion statement is, I missed a sp
Today my fashion statement is, ”I missed a spot shaving.”
I don’t really like my new hair. But I suppos
I don’t really like my new hair.
But I suppose it’ll grow on me…
I walked up to this woman in a bar the other
I walked up to this woman in a bar the other night
”You’re a feminist, aren’t you?” i said to her
amazed she said ”Yes, yes I am, but how’d you know?”
so I told her ”I can see your armpit hair from the other side of he room you fat, ugly cow”.
I just asked out a girl i’ve known for years
I just asked out a girl i’ve known for years and i’m distraught. The most attractive person you could ever meet, eyes that you can’t help but stare into, wit that could get everyone laughing, an unmatched smile that could warm anyones heart.
Why she turned that down i dont know.
My mate said I was too fat to climb a wall. I
My mate said I was too fat to climb a wall.
I still can’t get over it.
I approached a girl in a bar and told her she
I approached a girl in a bar and told her she was one in a million. ”Thanks” she said ”That’s very sweet of you!” ”Oh” I said ”It’s not a compliment. I just can’t imagine that there are 999,999 uglier people.
I’d hate to be a woman. Besides the periods,
I’d hate to be a woman.
Besides the periods, the hair and beauty traumas, weight issues, and all the housework they have to do, have you noticed how they always seem to turn a funny orange/tan colour around winter time?