My friends said to me, I always has johnsons
My friends said to me, ”I always has johnsons baby lotion in my cupboard.”
”Thats funny,” I replied ”I just have Johnsons baby in mine”
Whenever I go into the toilet after my wife t
Whenever I go into the toilet after my wife there is always a strong scent of air freshener.
I’m so glad she likes her new perfume.
I just bought a new pair of gloves, or so I t
I just bought a new pair of gloves, or so I thought. One of them is second hand.
Q What do you see when you look into a blond
Q: What do you see when you look into a blonde’s eyes?
A: The back of her head.
Today my fashion statement is, I missed a sp
Today my fashion statement is, ”I missed a spot shaving.”
I don’t really like my new hair. But I suppos
I don’t really like my new hair.
But I suppose it’ll grow on me…
I was going to give you a nasty look, but I s
I was going to give you a nasty look, but I see you already have one.
I just asked out a girl i’ve known for years
I just asked out a girl i’ve known for years and i’m distraught. The most attractive person you could ever meet, eyes that you can’t help but stare into, wit that could get everyone laughing, an unmatched smile that could warm anyones heart.
Why she turned that down i dont know.
My mate said I was too fat to climb a wall. I
My mate said I was too fat to climb a wall.
I still can’t get over it.
I approached a girl in a bar and told her she
I approached a girl in a bar and told her she was one in a million. ”Thanks” she said ”That’s very sweet of you!” ”Oh” I said ”It’s not a compliment. I just can’t imagine that there are 999,999 uglier people.