I rang my mate but he answered the phone in tears.
”Whats wrong?” I asked, concerned.
”The dogs just been hit by a truck! Just this minute outside the house, almost tore it in half!” he wailed.
”I’ll be over right away!” I shouted.
I’ve never seen inside a dog before.
A man walks into a vet with a dead labrador in his arms.
The Vet looks at the dog and says ”sorry sir, your dog is dead”
”I’d like a second opinion please” says the man laying his beloved animal on the table.
”One moment sir” says the vet
second vet comes in carrying a cat, he waves the cat over the dog and say ”sorry sir, you dog is definately dead”
The man says ”look are you sure”
”Yes” says the vet ”these cat scans are very reliable”