I rang my mate but he answered the phone in tears.
”Whats wrong?” I asked, concerned.
”The dogs just been hit by a truck! Just this minute outside the house, almost tore it in half!” he wailed.
”I’ll be over right away!” I shouted.
I’ve never seen inside a dog before.
I noticed a mouse popping it’s head out of a hole from a skirting board in my bedroom , so I rang the Enviromental health Agency.
The bloke arrived shortly afterwards I and we stood in my bedroom and waited for the mouse to appear , suddenly a Fish stuck its head out of the hole and went back in again , I said ”Did you see that Fish?”
And the bloke said ”I’m here about the mouse Sir, we’ll deal with the Rising Damp later”.