I find jokes about people in wheelchairs
I find jokes about people in wheelchairs, like Christopher Reeves, absolutely sickening.
Around me that sort of crude humour just won’t fly.
I find jokes about people in wheelchairs, like Christopher Reeves, absolutely sickening.
Around me that sort of crude humour just won’t fly.
I just went to buy some Velcro shoes and the prices were astonishing. What a rip off!
I’m an untidy person and I just walked in to find my wife ironing my Y-fronts,
Oh the irony
Kobe will have a heap of energy for his next game after eating Rice all week
‘The removal of the ability to predict the future!”
”What do we want?”
I had to leave my job at the milk factory.
I just couldn’t bottle it.
I was driving down the motorway when i saw ”Service station, 3 miles” with a sad face printed below it
I thought to myself, that’s a worrying sign
If you ever commit a serious crime you should turn yourself into the police.
That way you’ll be more difficult to identify.
My mates a brilliant navigator but he’s got a terrible stutter. He’s called Tomtom.